HAHA!! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
Yeah, totally saw it coming, but still funny.
HAHA!! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
You make me miss Peeks. [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">just keeping a light on for himOriginally posted by Andyman:
You make me miss Peeks. [img]wink.gif[/img]
The handsome prince announced that a grand ball would be held to which everyone was invited.
Cinderella was excited but her wicked stepmother and the ugly step sisters would not let her go. She was sitting disconsolately amid the ashes when her fairy godmother appeared before her.
"Why are you so sad, Cinderella?"
"Because my stepmother and stepsisters won't let me go to the ball."
"You shall go to the ball, Cinderella. I will provide you with the most beautiful dress and glass slippers, a coach and horses and footmen to attend you."
"Oh, thank you, fairy godmother!" Cinderella happily gushed.
"There is just one condition, Cinderella, and you must listen to it carefully," warned the fairy godmother. "You must be home by midnight because if you are not, on the stroke of midnight your fanny will turn into a melon".
Cinderella accepted this condition and in the twinkling of an eye the promised goodies were before her and she set off for the ball. The ball was as wonderful as she expected. She danced with the handsome prince who only had eyes for her and, when the interval came she went into supper on the arm of the prince and sat opposite him.
The first course was a slice of melon and the sight of this recalled to Cinderella's mind the condition that her fairy godmother had imposed. Cinderella felt sad that she had to go home so early and picked up her knife and fork to start on her slice of melon.
The prince, on the other hand, ignored his knife and fork. He seized the slice of melon in both hands and buried his face in it. He took the flesh into his mouth and slurped over it as he sucked and swallowed the succulent fruit. He did not stop until he had got every drop of goodness from it. He took the rind away from his face and juices were running down his chin.
He said to Cinderella, as he laid the rind aside, "What time do you have to be home?"
"About half past two," she replied.
LOL
...could see it comming but still enjoyed the punchline.
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